(...especially if belly fat won’t budge)

If you’re a woman over 35 wondering why your midsection seems to be expanding no matter how “clean” you eat or how many Pil...

When you first start noticing perimenopause symptoms—brain fog, bloating, and that “where did my waist go?” moment—the internet’s advice is often the same: cut carbs...

(a brain fog memoir from inside the hormonal fog machine)

Not to brag, but I once had a fully functioning memory. I could actually finish sentences.

I know. Pretty...

Because “just eat healthy” stopped working the minute your hormones went rogue.

When you first start noticing that your jeans are tighter, your sleep is worse, and ...

 ...because if waking up at 2am were an Olympic sport, I’d have the gold.

You can't teach new tricks to an old blonde who once thought a nightly chamomile was the s...

Let’s talk about bloating. That uncomfortable, belly-like-a-balloon feeling that creeps in after meals and makes you question if your jeans have shrunk or your stoma...

(a memoir in snacks, pyjamas & irrational rage)

At some point recently—possibly while yelling at my indoor plants for “looking thirsty again”—I had to admit somethi...